Literature
The Crystal Flagon
The Crystal Flagon
A grey haired cat once entered a bar and posed a question to the bartender, "Sir, might I have a drink in exchange for monetary compensation?"
To which the bar tender responded, "Why yes you may. In fact, I shall pour it for you in this flagon that you can see me cleaning now."
For indeed the bartender was in fact cleaning a sizable flagon of fine crystal.
To drink from such a fine artifact was a prospect which held great appeal to the cat, whose name was Leo Leonardo the Third, and he expressed his enthusiasm heartily. "That would be an activity of the highest degree of pleasantness. I thank you for the use of your fin